I've had a lot of friends and colleagues in the comic biz get heat over stuff they've written in their comics lately. I hope y'all don't add me to that list after today. We're getting down to the nitty gritty here. Sometimes in order to make an omelet, ya gotta hurt a little kid and her dog.
Speaking of mistreating kids, Happy Halloween! Send some pics of you and yours to email@example.com and maybe we'll send ya some swag! We'll definitely put you on the site.
Remember, Battlepug Vol. IV: The Devil's Biscuit is out now. Got get it and all the others now! Do it! The spirit of Halloween commands you!
Also, I like you all. You're great.